An 82 year old man was recently allocated a new doctor at his local medical centre.
After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, the doctor told the man that he was doing 'fairly well' for his age.
A little concerned about that comment, the man couldn't resist asking him a question.
'Do you think I'll live to be 90?' asked the old man
'Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer, wine or hard liquor?' the doctor asked
'No,' the man replied. 'And I don’t do drugs, either!'
'Do you eat steaks, sausages and barbecued Ribs?' the doctor continued
'Not really. My former doctor said that all that red meat is very unhealthy!'
'Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, boating, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?'
'No, I don't, except for a little bit of walking’ replied the man.
'Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?'
'No,' said the man
The doctor looked and him and said,
‘Then, why do you even give a damn?’
After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, the doctor told the man that he was doing 'fairly well' for his age.
A little concerned about that comment, the man couldn't resist asking him a question.
'Do you think I'll live to be 90?' asked the old man
'Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer, wine or hard liquor?' the doctor asked
'No,' the man replied. 'And I don’t do drugs, either!'
'Do you eat steaks, sausages and barbecued Ribs?' the doctor continued
'Not really. My former doctor said that all that red meat is very unhealthy!'
'Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, boating, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?'
'No, I don't, except for a little bit of walking’ replied the man.
'Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?'
'No,' said the man
The doctor looked and him and said,
‘Then, why do you even give a damn?’
...and another;
Does your hand shake when you fill the gas tank?
Feel nauseous when you go to pay the bill?
Feel nauseous when you go to pay the bill?
You have car-owner virus.