...and you thought that the Christmas Cracker Jokes shared at our Xmas Dinner Meeting were weak - well read on!!!
- How much did Santa's sleigh cost? It was on the house.
- How you can tell that Santa is real? You can always sense his presents.
- Why did Mrs. Claus get mad at Santa? Because her husband was a flake.
- What's Santa's favorite type of music? Wrap.
- Why does Santa go through the chimney? Because it soots him.
- What do you call a kid who doesn’t believe in Santa? A rebel without a Claus.
- How does Santa take pictures? With his Pole-aroid camera.
- Why did Santa go to the liquor store? He was looking for holiday spirits.